There once was a lassie…

NOTE: ( ) = first time round, [ ] = every time after the first
(I know a) [Shagging the] lassie with (a) [the] big hairy assy, singing la la lala la la la la la la lala la la...

(There was a) [Sight of the] jockey with the upstanding cocky, who was..

Wee willie wanky, who was wanking in his hanky at the..

(there was) [Ear of] Tracy, who was sitting on the facey of..

(and there was) [Tossing off] Roger, who was sticking his todger in the..

(the) Heavenly maiden, who was heavenly laden, [who] was..

(the) Monk with the erection, performing clitoral inspection on the..

(the)Teacher with the rule, who was measuring the tool of the..

(the) Bishop with the mitre^, who was taking it up the shiter from the..

(the) Nun with the habit, who was going like a rabbit on the..

Dirty little Petey was shoving his meaty in the..

AND REMEMBER AT THE END, AFTER THE
LASSIE WITH A BIG HAIRY ASSY, SHE WAS CHAINED TO THE TABLE IN THE DINING ROOM!!