Chicago's

CHORUS
I used to work in Chicago's, the old departmentstore.
I used to work in Chicago's, I don't work there anymore

VERSES
LEADER: A lady came into the store one day asking for: A kitkat.
THE REST: A kitkat from the store?
LEADER: A kitkat she wanted, four fingers she got
THE REST: And I don't work anymore

CHORUS
A ring she wanted, enlargement she got
Assistance she wanted, my AIDS she got
A Gold bracelet she wanted, a pearl necklace she got
A Goalkeeper she wanted, Seaman she got
Self Adhesive Envelopes she wanted, Sticky Flaps she got
Chicken in champagne sauce she wanted, cock in cider she got
A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got
Oriental Optical Device she wanted, A Japs-Eye she got
Nail she wanted, a good screw she got
A Hammer she wanted, banged she got
German mining equipment she wanted, mein shaft she got
Black and Decker Workmate she wanted, A Bosch she got
Dual Hob she wanted, A Split Ring she got
Carpet she wanted, shag she got
Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got
Meat she wanted, sausage she got
Pork she wanted, my roastbeef she got
Camel she wanted, humped she got
Paper she wanted, a ream she got
Skeleton she wanted, boning she got
Snap-on she wanted, my strap-on she got
A piano she wanted, my organ she got
Lobster she wanted, crabs she got
A Hairdryer she wanted, a blow job she got
A Needle she wanted, pricked she got
Coffee she wanted, my cream she got
Reebok Bag she wanted, Head she got
Pirate ship she wanted, A jolly rodgering she got
Barbecue she wanted, A spit-roast she got
Retarded donkey she wanted, A fucked ass she got
Roast Dinner she wanted, Meat & Two Veg she got
Back door she wanted, A rear entry she got
Silver bath she wanted, A golden shower she got
Doughnut she wanted, cream filled she got
Grapes she wanted, Plums she got
Whipped ferret she wanted, A licked beaver she got