The Tampax Factory

CHORUS

Far far away in the tampax factory
Call out you orders loud an clear.. LOUD AND CLEAR
We’ve got large, medium, small - REGULAR we’ve got ‘em all!
When the end of the month comes around

VERSES

You can tell by the smell that she isn't very well
When the end of the month comes around
You can tell by the smell that she isn't very well
When the end of the month comes around
Far far away...

CHORUS

FLIES that are SWARMING ROUND HER THIGHS
STRESS that her minge is ONE BIG MESS
SHEETS you will NOT GET ANY THIS WEEK
HUM you'll be going UP THE BUM
RED she's only good for GIVING HEAD
COLOUR that she shares them WITH HER MOTHER
BLOOD, that you'll HAVE TO STOP A FLOOD
STENCH that she's got a SEPTIC TRENCH
BLISTER, that you'll have to F*CK HER SISTER
FROWN, that you'll have to GO FOR BROWN
WALK, that you'll have to SIT AND TALK
HUM that she'll take it up the BUM
TASTE that it isn't SALMON PASTE
STRING that she'll take it up the RING
FLOOD that her piss is mixed with BLOOD
LOOK that you ain't gonna get a F*CK
MOANING that she's LOSING HAEMOGLOBIN
SMILES that you're gonna give her PILES
COLOUR that she shares ‘em with her MOTHER
RAG, that she's FLYING THE JAPANESE FLAG
BLISTER, that you'll have to F*CK HER SISTER
FROWN, that you'll have to GO FOR BROWN
WALK, that you'll have to SIT AND TALK
TASTE, that her PUSSY'S FULL OF WASTE
ROPE, that you HAVEN'T GOT A HOPE
EYES, that there's BLOOD BETWEEN HER THIGHS
MUCK, that you'll NOT HAVE ANY LUCK