We are the arseholes...

Chorus:
We are the arseholes of society
The biggest cunts you’ll ever see
And we revel in the name of The LSE Hockey Team

Verses:
Now we don’t climb no mountains
And we don’t swim no seas
We have no sexy girlfriends
We live off our wet dreams

On the shores of North Antartica
Where the yanks have never been
Lies a shagged out carcass of a polar bear
Shagged to death by the hockey team