Ou est le papier?

A Frenchman went to the lavatory
To have a jolly good shit
He took his coat and trousers off
So that he could revel in it
But when he went for the paper
He found that someone had been there before

Ou est le papier, ou est le papier
Monsieur, monsieur, j'ai fait un 'manure'
Ou est le papier!